Monday, 27 April 2015

Delayed Response..

This is a very delayed response to requests for entertainment. I did sit down on April 11th, but then went for a walk, sat to watch the National, got caught up by the female rowing Blues and that was it, more good intentions out the window.

Three months, well, 14 weeks after an operation on my left foot, when four toes were broken and reset, I am still slightly hobbling about, impatient and looking askance at the axolotl on the end of my leg, now, thankfully, a thinner axolotl than a fortnight back, but wondering if will ever feel like mine.
I write all that horribly conscious that one fan of this blog would wonder what I'm whingeing about, but as he makes jokes about the one-legged robin in his garden, I'll press on.
That's what Dr Beauchamps said, after one month,
 "Press on it, Madame, poussez". And after two,
"Marche, Madame, marche". I don't think this familiarity indicates that he now regards us as friends, I think it's an order.
 So I keep on, up the lane past Mathilde's organic smallholding, into the woods where Francis says there are 64 varieties of edible mushrooms, hesitantly up the track which disintegrates into soft ruts filled with water and along to the back vineyards and plum orchards.
I'm not sure if it is my foot proper doing the walking, or my stout boot. I looked online at Dr Foot where I discovered that after six months I will be
"..back to normal and able to start jogging again." This is good, as I have not been jogging for 21 years, since our GP told me I might prefer to have the use of my hips and knees when I was 80 and since I was neither unfit nor overweight (then) I'd do better to stick to walking.

But it seems ages since these boots were tramping over the Pyrénées foothills in the beautiful Béarn with J and B, only six months ago, or strolling down short tracks in the Black Forest where we couldn't make head nor tail of the inadequate map we'd been sold so chose to do lots of short routes and scurry back to the car at the café for coffee and apfelkuchen. And it is forever ago since we returned to our regular home from home in the Lakes; goodness I miss those Fells now.
It is hard to avoid nostalgie the longer we wait for the house to sell. We are faced with a third summer of filling tubs with geraniums, planting flowers by the gates, and now plan to revamp the big, unused salon next door, even though that means getting rid of the 'old people's furniture' that some viewers have been unable to see round, and buying replacements. All in search of the sale that eludes so many people now in a property market full of ancient stone monuments like Jarletou!

Many compensations, the turning of the seasons is always enjoyable: summer evenings in our courtyard with visitors and at the producer's markets with tables full of friends, the autumn atmosphere; hunts, gunfire up in the woods and deer and boar running through the vines opposite the kitchen then emerging smugly at sunset when the chasseurs have given up and gone home, and the sun flames on the turning trees and vines. the peace of winter, frozen geraniums hanging from pots looking like trailing seaweed, iced roses, the garden filling with robins, tits and finches, including, sometimes, a rare hawfinch.

Now it is Spring again, the Agents all promising to bring potential buyers. Despite the bargains to be had by sterling zone buyers, it has been American, Belgian and French who have come recently. We are told we are on shortlists. We wait.
The changeable weather gives us excuses to carry on some winter pursuits sometimes, me a tapestry, the ipad, Paul a bit of tool-making in the workshop, as we watch the April downpours drench the chestnut candles. Rain keeps us from the lopping, weeding, strimming and mowing that will be continually necessary until the heat stops the rampant growth.
My photo for the day was to have been a carpet of 'Snow in Summer' but today it would be 'Rain on Snow In Summer'.

I have pretty well given up on social media. Fewer of you than ever are on Facebook, where, lately, I am bombarded by political sheets from 38 Degrees, and Amnesty and Open Democracy make moral demands to Share, Share; where I find I am feeling more and more argumentative with people I don't know in various Groups, and where something written by a total stranger on one of the above political pages was used by people I knew and had thought friends to make ridiculous accusations about me. And I can't make head nor tail of Twitter. Listening to Cerys as she described 'following a conversation' about a blues singer, I thought, 'Conversation? How are any Tweets a conversation?'
I'd rather have a proper conversation with you lot by email. And we have facetime now (just warn me if you are going to Facetime me so I can comb my hair,) and I suppose this blog is a bit of a one-sided conversation, until some of you reply. I love getting your replies. Most of you have been friends for so long, Marian, Bar, Dr M B, PH, TF SH-B for 50 years,  most others for 40, wonderful. Thank you. Miss you.

Tuesday, 12 August 2014

What have the Romans Done For Us?

  With P&P, Peter and Valerie, in the summer kitchen, we were munching Raymong Blong's Lemon cake, with them imparting some juicy gossip about a couple who had viewed our house, (you should have seen my jaw drop and eyes widen dear Reader,) and Peter said,
"Someone should start a blog about all the Aquitaine Ex-pat gossip". They'd be run outta town, bien sur, but then I said, airily,
"Oh I have a blog",. After which I sat there feeling guilty. Not only had I eaten 2 slices of cake but I had laid claim to a blog to which I contribute but fitfully. You lot often chide me about it.. So:

What have the Romans ever done for us? - Given us bluddy purslane that's what. Not content with bestowing their ground elder on South Leicestershire,
 " So good, mia amici, with garlic and zees lovely olio from my amphora", but they then decide that hat horrid weed purslane made a good salad ingredient and infect our potager here with the stuff. (have just noticed I have used John Humphries' abhorred historic present.) We could never have eaten all the ground elder we wrestled from under the hedge to stop it getting into the fritillaries, and now we have enough salad thank you. And courgettes. And beans, tomatoes, cucumbers... Squash the size of footballs. 2 months before their harvest is due. Temperatures suddenly rose in mid-July but rain still fell every few days so vegetation went mad.
  At least the runner beans find good homes as no-one else round here seems to grow them. Otherwise people arrive at each other's barbeques, soirées gourmandes, meet-up cafés, with droopy carrier bags full of produce that they try to force on other carrier-bag-toters with identical produce.
  And I watch people buying courgettes and tomatoes in Intermarché and wonder what they do grow in their own gardens. Of course, they could be holiday makers stocking up. But home cooking is unnecessary at the moment, the tourists soon find all the soirées and night markets where we all eat while our saucepans gather dust. It's a rare chance to eat chips, with duck sausages, or pizza, or fillet steaks you pick and have griddled, or moules...

Did the Romans invent the French fry? Fry, Stephen, thinks not; it was probably a Belgian. Le Sauvetat on Fridays has the best pizzas and tasteful live music, Duras, moules and specialities from Réunion and very loud music of varying standard. The best Duras nights, Thursdays, are when Michel plays, a young accordianist who came 2nd in the French equivalent of X-Factor. Soumensac everything duck-related, on Sundays, no music but you can be pestered by strolling magicians and balloon modellers. And tonight, Tuesday, it's come round to Monteton again, with the butcher from Allemans doing a roaring trade from his van with the only edible beef we've ever had in France. Plus divine desserts and a cheese man who must be visited. And last week a superb young three-piece playing Jazz/ blues. Although all the old hands agree 'Soumensac is so passé...' it has the view, and Brigitte's wine, so, impossible to choose between them.

The shouty English have arrived and have found all these places too. The Scots and Irish holiday early, have gone, and so miss it all. They don't shout, don't impinge, although I was once asked in Leclerc where the porridge was shelved. The English do their supermarket trolley dashes in packs, trailing disgruntled 9-year-olds called Freddy and Meredith or some such. They have just torn themselves from their rented poolsides, thrown on some loose cotton toga-like thing over bikinis and come flip-flopping around the aisles, calling to each other.
"Bryony, do we need pesto?" "Have you found the barbeque spice Naomi?" and in one aisle, "Eoh, it's all English stuff, how funny, why would anyone want Scotts Porridge Oats?" (Clue's in the name, Naomi.)
 I wonder would they care if they knew how shocked the French are by their loudness and undress? Chantal told me she and her neighbours consider it 'très impoli'. I try to apologise for them, saying ruefully they wouldn't do it at home. "Alors, pourquoi ici?" she replies.

The Romans would recognise it, the sarong/toga, the sandals, the sense of entitlement.
Sometimes, after 10 years and 8 months I am barely aware that I am living in a different culture until poorer aspects of my own bring me up short.

Sunday, 8 June 2014

Oh Here's Summer...

Hot hot hot. This  is so sudden; we had got used to grey skies , showers and coolth. After a burst of gardening activity in the two-week spring in April, we left seedlings and plants which were discouragingly slow growing, in the care of a friend who would come over to water if necessary,  and set off on our long-promised trip to Sicily.
Plan A had been to drive through Italy then island-hop back to France but in the end we thought we couldn't afford the time, so sadly bidding the hopes of an extra week of proper pizza and pasta goodbye we booked a cheap flight from Bordeaux, and the hire car and Agriturismos of Plan B.

After marvelling at some Greek temples in stunning locations and some weird and wonderful B and Bs, we went hunting for Montalbano. A hotel by the Med was a treat as a base, a sheltered  balcony over the sea a luxury. All the time I hummed Joni M, - Carey, 'the wind is in from Africa...'
But there was important tourist business to do so I left my lounger.
A multi-national queue (well, 6 people) politely waited as we all took turns to photograph each other outside Salvo's house at Punta Secca with more arriving as we sat at the café. The house is a B & B, booked up for months ahead, but who would want to sit on that famous breezy terrace whilst privileged Europeans trooped up, snapping away with cameras and phones?  The village had clearly benefited from the film-maker's attentions; it boasted (sorry, I've been reading too many estate agent's prose lately,) a well laid car park, clean streets, and neat houses, mostly shuttered up awaiting the season.
 In Scicli, he and his assistants would struggle to sweep up to the 'Police Station' in his beat up Fiat as the Station is in fact the Town Hall on a pedestrian precinct, busy with café tables and big umbrellas flapping in the Sicilian wind. Colourful tubs of flowers and lush palm trees gave this place, also, an air more prosperous than much of  the rest of Sicily. I expect even that bleak ruined factory on the beach, where so many horrid things seemed to happen, had been glammed up. We didn't seek that location out, although it featured on many postcards along with all the other sites we found, dunno why I bothered taking pictures when I could have bought the card. We didn't find his favourite restaurant where he often ate wonderful seafood in a howling gale either. Shame as the food was variable generally, I kept trying to find the perfect pasta & sardines...  well, it's fun trying.
Before we left for inland mountains and a glimpse of Etna we visited Ragusa and Ragusa Ibla, the town split in two by an earthquake in 1693 and the stunning place shown in the opening titles, crazy Sicilian Baroque tilted along a spine of rock with deep valleys on either side.
ps I can recommend the Camilleri books, as wacky and amusing as you'd expect if you watched the tv series; it captured them well.

Now we are back with nightingales, sudden summer, huge amounts of weeding, planting, and our own glamming up to do. We have a viewing on Friday, people are flying out especially to see the house, we have our fingers crossed that it is what they hope to see.

pps Well now I always thought Grandma's Hands was Gil Scott Heron but found out from a very enjoyable prog. on Bill Withers that I stayed up far too late to watch, after getting in from our Dance group's Soirée, that it isnae.

Saturday, 26 April 2014

now that april's here..

Now that April's here I have yet to make any sourdough but have cleaned the oven. (Hooray for Oven Pride.)

From the mundane to the sublime.
- Now this will sound impossibly affected and in the worst style of all those books (written by women, I'm sorry to say, who go and live in Tuscandordogneshire and grow lemon trees,) that end up in heaps on the second-hand book stalls in Eymet market. But it's true.
Until a few days ago when April returned, we had the most perfect weather, and every evening when I closed the shutters, I stepped outside to listen to the nightingales and gaze at Mars, so large and red(ish) in the South East sky. Magical. Clear  air, vast dark ink sky with  stars coming out, glowing planets then that magical sound. The birds had given our garden a miss for a couple of years so I was thrilled that they have returned this year.
 There are far fewer goldfinches than usual, no long tailed tits seem to have flitted through, hardly any sparrows, so although there are few changes in this area of vines, pasture and woodland, somehow the environment for many creatures is changing. But we have wrens nesting in the woodshed wall and in the ivy round a plane tree, robins squaring up to each other in the figs, blue and great tits, blackbirds and thrushes and now the glorious nightingales in the big ash tree at the east end of the garden. The orioles will be here soon too, but I can do without their catty screech at dawn!
  Then a couple of nights back, instead of the nightingales it was the toads singing so I knew it must soon rain. Over the lane live Rene and Denice and the underground stream that runs from Mathilde and Francis' up the track, under our far well, (once the water source for the house, see much earlier blog,) goes down through their garden and opens to the world in a most wonderful fairy grotto, all crumbled rock outcrops, dripping trailing ferns and grasping twisted tree roots. And in the pool at its foot are natterjacks, sounds like hundreds of them chirruping away.

 And now indeed we have rain, just like last weekend. The first barbeque invitation had arrived, an Easter get together for 12 of us to admire a friend's new gas effort, v posh. And although we had to eat in the garden room a jolly time was had, one of the social occasions that have made retirement here most enjoyable! We have managed 1 BBQ of our own too, one Friday lighting the twigs in the outside cheminée and cooking too much meat, why do we always do that at barbeques?
A bit more fine would be good as there are still garden jobs to do to smarten up in case we get any house viewings. Jarletou is back on the market after 6 months and the replacement of the roof. (Except one agent, we discovered, had not removed it, as
"It seemed such a shame to take it off when you were going to put it back on; we might have found you a buyer"  !  Cheek of it.)
I doubt it, surrounded as we were for the whole of February by scaffolding, cement mixers, rubble, an enormous lorry with two massive braced arms supporting a huge extendable crane like a hooked red claw, a couple of skips and a carpet of blue plastic tarpauline to keep entrances 'clean'. And during it all, 3 guys working through showers and  downpours, although they did give up during the deluges, standing under our veranda drinking café noir and eating carrot cake, brownies and sticky date cake. It would have taken a buyer with a great deal of determination and imagination.
The inside became as mucky as out. (Sitting in our courtyard on a sunny afternoon a few days ago with the golfing pal of a friend in Devon, I was, bizarrely I thought, conversing about hoovering and how in these old stone houses you spend as long hoovering walls and beams and ceilings as you do floors. He had brought us some chilli plants and deserved more interesting chat, hey ho.)
But now the grit in the house has been hoovered and the outside is restored and the roof, source of so many sleepless worried nights in the last two years looks amazing, I hope someone will see the 'potential'.
The housing market is, we are told, picking up, with French, Belgian and Russians house-hunting in the area as well as British. But prices are not picking up, every buyer is expecting bargains and deals, we are going to be lucky to break even. < sad sighing face thingy > The possible house and garden in Dorset/Somerset is shrinking every day.
 But as Paul regularly says,
"There are worse places to be stuck", and breathing our clear air, and looking forward to dinner at Mama Chow's with friends, (oo good, chilli hit,) I know he's right.

Thursday, 2 January 2014

Happy New Year

Three resolutions so far:
To watch less rubbish TV. (Especially anything purportedly for adults that features ex-Blue Peter presenters who still think their audience are twelve, and need everything explaining in words of one syllable).

To have a go at making sourdough bread.

To clean the oven. Soon.

Ah-ha, see, nothing about keeping the blog up to date. Nicola asked why I don't seem to write it so often. I thought it was because I needed the outlet; it let me put a distance between me and all the puzzling, sometimes challenging aspects of living somewhere different, to laugh, albeit wryly, at things. It kept me in touch when I was homesick, and let me let off steam when I found the proximity of the in-laws an infringement. As time went by and we became more settled, routines and involvement grew, there were fewer hours in the day to stop and stare. But I do find myself still, caught by something,
"Oh I must blog about that", and then letting it go by and regretting doing so.

So many things to do, aren't there? Not just cleaning the oven. I have a lifetime of being a non-macaroon eater to make up for, for example, having discovered them in Perigueux last Christmas.
And I was so relieved on New Year's Eve to take my last 'Photo of the Day'.
It seemed such a good idea when Vik mentioned it, to take a picture each day of the year. But one day last January, when I had already taken 2 pictures of Paul's heavily bandaged foot, one in the hospital and one in front of the woodburner, and was reduced to taking a picture of a cauliflower as we were house-bound by his incapacity, I realised its tyranny!
   But a few days later we left on one of our Pyrennean jaunts to meet Jan and Bob so there were pictures of snow and glasses raised in jolly tapas bars.

After that was another routine period, pics of sunsets and plants emerging and of bits of the house cleaned up for once for another house viewing, until a wealth of photos in April. The mason who built up the barn had described his bi-annual drive to see his mum in Morocco. He'd convinced us how easy it was to do, and that we'd love it. Well we baulked at driving there and back, so I found a ferry that left from Barcelona (just 6 hours drive from us) for Tangier and off we went. It was a wonderful trip, through the Rif Mountains, down to fabulous Fès, through the Middle and High Atlas to the Sahara, up the dramatic Dades Gorge, and eventually back over the High Atlas to mad Marrakech. Sometimes frightening, often challenging but always amazing, we did everything we could as we thought we'd go only once. Now we can't wait to go back. (Some of you have seen some of the photos on Faceache.)

Then it was back to keeping the place up to spec for more pointless house viewings, until we had a houseful for the ol' Ruby Wedding. I remember Paul's parents' Ruby Wedding, thinking how I could not imagine that far in the future, that we should be that old! And there we all were, children with partners, grandchildren, friends, in such summer heat so we were virtually living outside around the big table in the summer kitchen, and the 'pool'. Others told us we should have gone to Venice on a fancy train, to New York, to Macchu Pichu. Well they are still on my bucket list but we'd spent our Silver in a tent in France and don't seem to be able to plan big trips. It is such a delight being able to decide to go to Switzerland, to the so-near Pyrenees, to the Italian Lakes and just go, and driving through France to do those things is so hassle-free. I am not sure we will cope with British traffic.

Another gap with pictures of vegetables followed, until we thought we'd sold the house in September and it fell through the night before the signing at the Notaire, so we were so 'pushed' off we decided to do the trip to Sicily we'd been thinking about. But the ferries had stopped and the drive there and back would be nearly 4 000k so, on the spur, and following hearing Stevie Nicks on Woman's Hour, I bought tickets for Fleetwood Mac and for the TGV and we were off to Paris. P had never been before and I have to say, for a city-hater, he displayed pleasing enthusiasm. We stayed in St Germain, walked miles and had just the best time.

Winding down now. The last photos were mainly in the UK, pre floods and then we were back for Christmas with friends here, having expected, this time last year, to be back there. We did miss the Christmas of last year, when the family, from 2 years to 82, hired a mini bus and all filled this house so it looked and sounded and felt like it should. House, empty and uninhabited but for our part, is off the market now, until the roof is repaired, (soon, so I should have some more blogs about merry artisans, just like 9 years ago). Blogger seems to change every time I 'go on' but I will try to post some of the photos and now go and clean the oven. Perhaps.

Sunday, 24 February 2013

Spotting the Sun

Dark bare fig branches criss-cross the oblong windows that lie at floor level in our sitting room. I can look directly at the Tits feeding on the fat balls hanging from them, frenzied now as they sense the day closing, a day when the temperature has not risen above 0.5. They flurry round, trying to make their own weight in food as dry snow scumbles and eddies around them, and settles on the chaffinches and sparrows gleaning below. Brrr. As J has just emailed, it's a day to slouch on the sofa in front of the fire, Rugby on tv, papers scattered about, something nice in the oven, mmmm.

Just three days ago we were sitting in the sun on the patio up at Chater's sipping the first Rosé of the year, aching pleasantly after a morning's work in the vines.
It's pulling out time. All around us people are doing the same. One person, expert with the electric secateurs and pruning techniques, different for different varieties, moves from one ancient gnarled stump to the next, snipping snipping at all last year's amazing quantity of growth, leaving just one or two stems to bear next year's produce. Behind them is left a forest of dead growth, entwined on the wires with tendrils and the ties we put in last April, a dense tangle of tough growth which must all be pulled out and heaped behind in the middle of alternate rows.

I reach up. Snip, snip, freed from the top wire. Snip this bit, it's thickly knitted to another stem and I'll never get them both out. Snip this bit, it's so long it has grown through to the next vine's growth. Right, down below the wires, grab, pull, it gives a little but is caught somewhere, ah, another tendril, so tough those tendrils, snip, pull, out it comes and the lifting wire pings and bounces back into place. My neighbour yelps as it's pinged him on his nose, 'sorreee' we often carol. Reach, snip, bend, pull, drop behind, move on. The nasty wind dropped, the sun came out. Overhead a spotter plane droned, the sound of the growing season in the vineyards. They are checking the number of workers they count with the employment sheets that Jacky has to submit every week. They are probably blinded by the sun flashing from so many grey and silver heads. 'Blimey', they must say, 'aren't those old geezers past retirement? Had we better check that their pensions are taxed for these extra earnings?' Snip, snip, bend, pull, chuck behind until the welcome sight of Jacky, having finished pruning for the day, makes her way up to the house to put lunch on.
We all work together to finish the last row for the day and look back at the 25 rows we have done. Dry, twisted black stumps stick up, freed of dead twigs, with just one or two twigs sticking out. Surely they are all, also, dead? How are they going to each produce incredibly lush growth that will need cutting back at least twice in the coming months and grow several bunches of lush fat grapes, enough for a bottle per vine? An annual miracle. Last year we had all found several vines with an alarming fungus and feared Chaters were going to lose quite a few. But a Nexpert has told Jacky not to worry, it's Black Dead Arm, curable.

I say I feel that's what I have, a dead arm, is it black? and we stroll up to the house to join her. Snippers in this box, black ties to tie up any new vines in this box, white ties to signal a plant that's missed pruning or a loose wire in this box, wellies off, waistcoat off, phew, and someone is pouring the first Rosé of the year.

The tax form comes in May. Something to declare, - several days during the year spent in good company, learning about the fascinating life of the vine, then sitting, pleasantly tired on a sheltered sunny patio, with a glass of something very good indeed. Then a lovely lunch all together, and as we wander homeward, Jacky rummages in the store for a couple of bottles of this or that for us to take home.

Thursday, 14 February 2013

Horse Feathers.

A few weeks ago, Mr G (Headmaster, Rtd) and I had a brief correspondence about butchers, and I said I might say  a few words about them in my next Blog.
Well, how topical!
In reply to a woman interviewed for the BBC in Todmorden Market yesterday, who said that the French "eat horse all the time" , - Horsefeathers. I haven't come across a Boucherie Chevalline for years. And thinking about it, the only outlet I knew of, a food counter in Leclec in Marmande labelled Cheval, has not been there for at least the last 5 years. So if 'The French' are eating it all the time, they must be hunting for their supplies.

Hunt they certainly do. I'm going out for a walk in a mo' but wouldn't be if it were the weekend. Through any of the woods you encounter men in High-vis jackets, shotguns crooked over arms, warning you not to go in a particular direction. Their prey are rabbits, pigeons, boar and venison. The husband of a woman I used to walk with once brought us a deer hindquarter - we never managed to finish it - and wasted a lean, healthy and organic source of tasty protein. The Chasseur's Repas in early May will be a feast of boar paté and sausage, venison steak, all washed down with local Duras wines and the eau de vie which is a local by-product.
 Neighbour Réné was out hunting with his lovely brindled dog yesterday, questing for the trail of rabbits across the bare field that was full of sunflowers 7 months ago; added to the vegetables he grows and the chickens he keeps it will reduce his food bills considerably. Although I do meet his wife Denise in the little stupormarket in Duras once in a blue moon as she dashes in between her Home-Carer visits.

I must confess that most of our meat comes from local supermarkets. I did try two excellent butchers who were helpful, and even willing to supply a joint of pork with the skin on and scored, but cuts are so different that it just became easier to examine what was packed ready in the supermarket. Each store of any size has its own butchery. You can see the hanging carcasses behind the counter, and there are notices that show where all the meat originates. Nearly always, the source is local. The aisle of ready meals has, sadly, increased over our 9 years here, but we are not tempted by the brightly coloured cardboard boxes when there is so much lovely duck, local fermier's chicken, good pork and local gamey lamb and mutton to try. (Beef, forget it, stringy cuts and poorly hung.)

But sometimes we would be grovellingly grateful for a proper butcher's banger.... < sigh >